So they burn a big "N" in effigy?? Here is a short preview of the first big hit NU will level on FAU this Saturday.  Courtesy of Cuppa Joe's Playstation Crystal Ball.

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."

It's hard to believe it's been 40 years since Woodstock.  I was only about a year old then when some of Rock 'N Roll's best celebrated Peace, Love and Music in upstate New York. I recently learned that a couple of acts didn't make the Woodstock movie and did sets after the rain on one of the biggest nights.   CCR was one of those bands.  Here is a clip of them doing quite and awesome set I must say!  John Fogerty didn't want it released because the rain messed with the sound he thought their performance was sub-par.  You decide. 

Here's a short video to get you ready for this season.  You're welcome.

Former President Bill Clinton is in North Korea securing the release of two young, female, American, Current TV reporters imprisoned there on spying charges.  North Korea's first response when he stepped off the plane was, "Fatboy, get your own women."   


Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are denying rumors that they’re getting a divorce. When asked about it, Palin said, “When have you ever known me to not see something through?”   

A new study shows that the number of Americans using antidepressants doubled while the number seeing psychiatrists continued to fall... proving that more and more Americans are getting depressed about not being able to pay their psychiatrists' bills.  


A Saudi Arabian man who went on an Arabic television talk show to boast about his sex life has been arrested. And today Gene Simmons cancelled the KISS tour to Saudi Arabia.


The International Mozarteum Foundation in Salzburg says it's authenticated two newly-discovered pieces by Mozart. They're 35 measures of a piano prelude and a complete 75-measure keyboard concerto, both scrawled on the back of Mozart's sister's piano instruction textbook. Experts now believe Mozart composed them when he was about 7 years old.   Great! Mozart not only accomplished more before he was 35 than I ever will, now he's accomplished more before he was seven.
-- The concerto is entitled "My Sister Is A Moron, in A-minor."