12.  My kid is on the Honor Roll at Starfleet Academy.

  11. These colors don't run. And neither can I.

  10. My other car is a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor

   9. Vote Vader

   8.  I was beat up by your honor student

   7. If this minivan is rocking, I'm having an asthma attack.

   6. Daylight is over-rated

   5. Woz Is My Co-Pilot

   4. Ctrl-S the cetaceans

   3. If you can read this, you're within transporter range

   2. My half-elf is a 6th-level cleric at Thunderspire Labyrinth

      and the Number 1 Geek Bumber Sticker....

   1. Brake or brake not -- there is no try.

You've all heard the story about the  35-year-old Kansas woman sat on her boyfriend's toilet
for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the
seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Doctors said the woman's skin had grown around the seat.

Those wacky Kansans! But the question remains: WHY?!?


The Top 7 Reasons to Spend Two Years on a Toilet..

   7. With a laptop and WiFi, there's no real reason to leave!

   6. Costco held up their end with the fire-sale pallet price on Charmin, now it's time to do your part.

   5. Alternative methane production takes time.

   4. You forgot to pack bottled water on your 2006 trip to Mexico.

   3. You're a VERY slow reader.

   2.  On the way in you passed your boss, who said, "When you're done, stop by my office. I've got a new project to discuss with you."


and the Number 1 Reason to Spend Two Years on a Toilet...

   1.  The only place you can pick up Stafford Dean on the Funbarge is on the radio in the bathroom!!

Don't normally post this, but I couldn't pass this one up...

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?

A.  Chelsea 

Okay, all you classic country lovers!  Have we got a show for you!!!  It's called the River Rewind Ranch.  We play classic hits from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's. I started listening to country way back when on our sister station, KRVN 880 while growing up on our farm, then on various FM stations in the mid-80's. I've always said the late 80's/early 90's are the golden age of country music for me. Join us as we re-live some of those old memories. Saturday nights from 8-10 p.m. You might be surprised with what we play!  Then stay tuned for 25 Years Of Hits. 

        13. Send in the Clones

        12. You're the Obi-Wan That I Want

        11. Luke Be a Jedi

        10 In the Still of the Carbonite

        9. Wookiee Wonderland

        8.  T-H-E-F-O-R-C-E

        7. Jedi From the Block

         6. Don't Cry for Me, R2D2

         5.I'm Gonna Snatch That Han Right Out of That Lair

          3. My Funny Palpatine

          2. I Like Big Hutts

  and the Number 1 Song From the Star Wars Musical...

          1. Looking for Love in Alderan Places