New from Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers

We will play "Name That Year" this morning!  Listen to the Fun Barge to win a pair of passes to the 34th Annual Gothenburg Firemen's Ball featuring the Judd Hoos Band.  No minors, please

Here's your cheat:  1989

Congratulations Amy Schwarz!  You'll see her at the Firemen's Ball Saturday.

It's not hard to understand why the up tempo, ruckus nature of Fast Song Friday on the River's Drive at Five may cause Nebraska motorists to drive with a heaver foot. However, this the first documented case of any penalty incurred from such action. Check out Megan's entry on the MyKindofCountry blog . Beware of up tempo Reba tunes. That's your warning! A little late for Megan.

Father's Day is Sunday. Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.

Rule #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.

Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "Okay. By the way, are you through with my 3/8" socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.

Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.

Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he would not have invented jockey shorts.

Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips and flips and flips. Forget the program, your entertainment is watching him have fun!

Rule #6: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after-shave or deodorant. We do not stink-we are earthy.

Rule #7: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea Again, no one knows why.

Rule #8: Never buy a man anything and then tell him he should read the instructions because the box says "some assembly required." It will ruin his special day. He will always have parts left over.

Rule #9: Good places to shop for men include, Mead Lumber, Veatch's True Value, John Deere, Orschelen Farm & Home, and Central NE Tire & Tread. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men's stores. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what the gift is. "From NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")

Rule #10: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook (but they will barbecue). Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?"

Rule #11: Tickets to a Green Bay Packers game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.

Rule #12: Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you don't know why, please refer to Rule #7 (Remember what happens when he gets a label maker?)

Rule #13: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.

Rule #14: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says "I love you" like a hundred feet of 3/8" manila rope. No one knows why.

Schedule of Events

Wednesday, June 10th

10:00am  Expo Opens at the Rock County Fairgrounds, Bassett

               Craft Show Opens @ Rock County HS Gym

12:00pm  Livestock Handling Demonstrations

6:30pm    Craft Show closes

8:00pm    "Desperado" The Premier Eagle Tribute Band concert

Thursday, June 11th

10:00am  Expo & Craft Show opens

12:00pm  Livestock Handling Demonstrations

2:00pm   Presentation by Greg Ibach & Ginger Langemeier

              "Premise ID & COOL"

5:00pm  Expo closes