- Thanks Willy Wonka
- Miley has a Role Model
- Nighttime shows are Not for Neal
- Grant Gill Lane
- This Land is Your Land
- Sara to visit HGTV
- More on Alyson Gilbert
- CMT Crossroads to feature Taylor and Def Leppard
- You Look Good In My Shirt
- Darius Rucker
- MasterCard Music Sweepstakes
- Obit
- The High Notes
- Old Glory
- Musicians Hall of Fame inductee
- Alyson Gilbert OUT
- Love on the Inside
- Kristy Lee Cook signed
- Big and Rich News
Stafford Thompson was born and raised in Kearney and Johnson Lake,
and is very familiar with the area. He graduated from Brown Institute
of Broadcasting in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1983. Having met the
beautiful, talented, lovely, intelligent, effervescent and
brimming-with-life Jeanie, Stafford married her and hauled her off
to his first radio job in Alliance, Nebraska. After a couple years,
it was off to Salina, Kansas, where they lived for about 15 years,
raising their three children. Staff and the family moved back to
Johnson Lake in 1998 and have every intention of staying forever.
Full-circle. Back home. Stafford is proud to be your captain.
All Aboard!
Stafford Thompson (email)
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude. . you're starting to act like Mr.Clinton!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
These are the actual questions and answers I will reading on the air for FREE COMSTOCK TIX today! These are ONLY found on-line.
Q: How many North American adults say they save the spare change they receive during the day instead of spending it: (a) 65%; (b) 75%; or (c) 85%?
A: 75% (USA Today).
Q: Which do more children prefer for lunch: (a) a hamburger; (b) a peanut butter & jelly sandwich; or (c) a balogna sandwich?
A: Peanut butter & jelly (Are You Normal by Bernice Kanner).
Q: Your dream is to have a shower door that sparkles. Should you: (a) buy a new one with sequins; (b) install spotlights in the bathroom; or (c) wipe down the door once a week with full-strength vinegar?
A: Tightwad Living magazine says #c will make your shower door sparkle.
- Joe Gangwish and the ultra-clean joke of the day
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- Fun with Trivia